jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

image

actionables:

asian:

actionables:

Imagine dating someone famous and having a tumblr, like you could stalk your bf/gfs tag and see what people think of them, get jealous over how many people write dirty fanfic about them and oh my God imagine the hate you would be getting but on the other hand everyone would envy you

my ex actually got a lot of anon hate because we were dating 

I said famous

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

pugbugduckmug:

sleepy transparent pug

pugbugduckmug:

sleepy transparent pug

i’m a nice person i just hate everyone